Oh can’t have under armor biking thru dat white castle. Mean mug em
Nothing like gambling at four in the morning with pats change, some pepperonis, and a picture of me on pats phone. Suicides sounding like a solid vacation trip
Got to the Warehouse in La Crosse, got my merch set up in under 30 seconds, because I am the best, so I had a few seconds to texted a picture of this poster to my good buddies in Zebahead, you might know their tour manager Bobby Conner from times such as…
1. Getting kicked out of cowboy slims (4 times now I believe)
2. Getting banned from Bulldog
3. Falling asleep on a toilet at Bootleggers
4. Falling through a table and smashing it to pieces (Matt Foley style) at the ugly Mug
5. Falling through a table at Cause bar.
6. Lead Vocalist of Hot Cowboy
7. Being the most hungover person in Minnesota
8. Being a large advocate of Hating Brandon.
9. Explaining to women that butt sex is fun and enjoyable.
10. Kissing 50 dudes on tour in 1 night.
They are in tour in Germany right now, and he sent me a picture of all the toilet paper and shot glasses they have been stealing. Our combined maturity is that of 6 year olds with bed wetting problems. Super sexy 6 year olds. Jerry Sandusky is stoked.
Much like our friend sexual J in a diamond shop, Brice becomes enthralled by the cigarette machine. After a few more Hi-C’s we might have a Lindbergh baby scenario with that machine.
Too soon? Nope, not soon enough.
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